Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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