wanna go halves on a baby?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
only you would photoshop your dick
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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