Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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