i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Randomize
