rhymes with "ouble enetration"
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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