So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
