I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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