Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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