It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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