You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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