Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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