is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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