problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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