glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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