This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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