I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
how does that bad decision feel?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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