i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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