WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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