I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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