I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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