I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You took a bar mat shot.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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