You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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