I wish i was in the wii world.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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