you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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