I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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