Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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