The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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