I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
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