One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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