erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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