we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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