shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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