we have pet lesbian snakes
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
It was like giving head to a cactus.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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