i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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