Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize