Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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