the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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