goodnight i made you a song goodbye
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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