I wish my penis had an off switch
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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