I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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