Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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