Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I just saw a hot homeless man
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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