I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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