dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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