guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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