Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
i out mim tonsoeep
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