ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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