he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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