I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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