Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
He kissed a someone with a penis
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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