Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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