Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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