there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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