I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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