And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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