Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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